Anonymous said: If you could travel through time and space where and when would you go?

lesprisenpati:

Here. Right now. Where I am. There’s no use meddling in time. Fuck that. I’d rather let life take me.

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seejelly:

two years ago i was licking a lollipop and some dude said “watching a girl eat a lollipop is a great way to see how well she gives blowjobs” so i bit the lollipop in half and spit it out 

(Source: standardgaydad, via notenuf)

@17 hours ago with 413012 notes

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@17 hours ago with 82946 notes

Literally this guy tried talking to me and I found out he has a girlfriend and stopped talking to him and he snapchats me all day even though I never snap back and he says “why haven’t we hung out yet?” Idk ask your girlfriend?!?!

THIS IS WHY GIRLS HAVE TRUST ISSUES

FOH

@2 days ago

fleeten:

don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense

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@2 days ago with 78488 notes

ruinedchildhood:

It was a simpler time.

(via manda)

@3 days ago with 69934 notes

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

My Brand New Dad.

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@3 days ago with 45268 notes

http://dirtylittlestylewhoree.tumblr.com/post/98123093539/lilys-tastyart-symphonyofchaos 

lilys-tastyart:

symphonyofchaos:

raychillster:

stop romanticizing unhealthy relationships.

stop thinking you can change someone. you can’t. they need to change for themselves.

stop romanticizing the idea of you two being together some day. if it isn’t happening now, let it…

@11 hours ago with 2949 notes
no-lungs:

It looks like sandy riding the Alaskan bull worm

no-lungs:

It looks like sandy riding the Alaskan bull worm

(Source: mesaxi, via a-beard)

@17 hours ago with 2413 notes

datassium:

trail mix do you mean m&ms with obstacles

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@17 hours ago with 745 notes

Literally can not stand driving with guys. They’re so obnoxious and criticize every little thing. Because “women are bad drivers”. Like my gender has nothing to do with driving. Plus I drive stick so I am probably actually a better driver than you so take a seat.

@18 hours ago
electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOUlike BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

(via tenderlovincare)

@2 days ago with 387516 notes

So the spice girls were pretty much always singing about sex like all of the time.

But it was somehow okay for us to listen to them our whole lives?

@3 days ago
geewizsc:

#rp #IOS8 it just got real #lmao #turndownforwhat

geewizsc:

#rp #IOS8 it just got real #lmao #turndownforwhat

(via ruinedchildhood)

@3 days ago with 46761 notes