what do people even write in these 'about me' sections anymore?
@1 day ago with 479399 notes
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
the sims 4 should be in 3D and i want more graphic woohooing because i know damn well babies dont come from 2 sims moving around under the covers and some fucking rose petals falling from the sky no
(via zackisontumblr)@1 day ago with 9274 notes
imagine if giraffes had 2 legs
That just looks like the front view of a giraffe.
oh well excuse me princess do u need a sideview of it prancing through nature
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